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illuminardi 

It's basically the Illuminati but for the mentally handicapped.
I thought that Rob, Jordan, and Dave might be part of the Illuminati... But then I realized that they were just retarded. Illuminardi confirmed.
illuminardi by Topkekfan98 October 31, 2014

illumigarden 

illumigarden, otherwise known as lumi, is a vortex where people

come from all over to chill and escape from the hustle & Bustle of life. It's a sanctuary filled with outdoor sculptures & lighting where Tea is offered for free. Drawing & lounging in the hammock is encouraged in order to obtain the maximum benefits from the Vortex.
I fell asleep in the hammock today at illumigarden and my friends drew on my face.
illumigarden by millvalleymagic June 13, 2017

illumiscratchy bug 

the bug the illuminati give people to keep their bodys dissociated by langufucking them. people who have caught the illumiscratchy bug cant stop scratching at their skin because part of them has become occoludum.
i just watched a disney film now i feel so illumiscratchy.
oh god i feel illumiscratchy all over.
i bet about 5% of people who go to school will leave it having caught the illumiscratchy bug.

illumisharty 

An inside cult much like the illuminati although this one is all about using your droppings for dna to clone you
There was a man who was exactly like me it must've been the illumisharty
illumisharty by The mockinator August 22, 2016

illuminary 

Adjective form of the verb illuminate: That which has a quality to brighten other things with light or other forms of energy so as to enable others to see those things.
The illuminary radiation highlighted all the people who were hiding in a nearby cornfield.

The illuminary spirit brought the entire mystery into clear focus.
illuminary by RealCDS September 7, 2023

illuminary 

1. Having the ability to make something visible or bright by shining light on it; light up. "The illuminary technology cut through the darkness like night-vision goggles."
2. Having the ability to help to clarify or explain. "The professor's illuminary lectures proved him to be more of a prophet than a mere educator."
You should use a more illuminary verb, such as "shined" or "glowed" because "shown" does not mean to light up.
illuminary by RealCDS September 9, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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