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Ignacius 

Galdous is the Ignacius.
Ignacius by Razer Knight January 20, 2018
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The best name ever created. A person with this name had a shining personality and is loyal to everyone he comes across.. Adventurous and talented. The best sex you will ever have is with a person named ignatius. Anyone with the name has a big penis not a small one. Is the American version of Ignacio and the longer version of Iggy or Ig.
Whats that guys name?
His name is Ignatius.
What!? With a name like that I gotta hook up with him!
Ignatius by pitbull1234 November 7, 2011
Ignatius Bob
Ignatius by greatnamer February 3, 2010
absolutely huge penis and probobly the best kisser ever dates the best girl in the world and is funny nice to people nice to him
omg your such an ignatius

thank you daddy
Ignatius by jjsn f h h. sjhh February 24, 2021

Ignatius Reilly 

The central character of John Kennedy Toole's pulitzer prize winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces.
In his 30s, Ignatius still lives with his innocent, old, alcoholic of a mother. Despite his immense education and former profession as a university professor, our protagonist had no patience for his students' inferior minds.
He could be described as an oafish genius prone to fantastic levels of delusion. His epic viewpoint on even the most trivial of things makes it difficult to sustain a steady job. Ignatius has a particular interest in his disdain for pop culture, and modernity in general. In fact, Reilly goes to such great lengths to revel in this disdain that he will, for example, attend the movie theater just to fiercely ridicule the lesser films.
Easily rivals Patrick Bateman as the most unintentionally humorous fictional character of all time.
Bruce Lee: Who is more unintentionally funny, the infamous Patrick Bateman or the immortal Ignatius Reilly?
Jose Contreras: They're both gut wrenchingly hilarious. Ignatius is loveable despite his ridiculousness, Bateman is despicable but awesome from a birds eye view. Both are pretty far removed from reality in one way or another, but Ignatius is a far more interesting character though American Psycho's satire is more pointed and effective.
Bruce Lee: Would you shut the fuck up?

St. Ignatius College Prep 

One of the smartest schools in Chicago. Students come from all places in Chicago just to come here. The best College Prep school out there. Known for academics, less about sports, but really who cares about sports?

Academics > Football team, actually truth be told, our football team is probably one of the worst in the nation.
Student #1 from SICP: Did we win in football today?

Student #2 from SICP: Yes!
Student #1 from SICP: Really? I don't believe that St. Ignatius College Prep could pull it off! That usually never HAPPENS!
St. Ignatius College Prep by IGGYFTW November 11, 2009

St. Ignatius College Prep 

Although there is an SICP in California, the "sicker" one is in Chicago, Illinois.

Sure, the students have a strict dress code, and could tell other Ignatians from a mile away just by what they're wearing, but that doesn't mean they're awful/cultish people. Do not mistake all Ignatians for dumb kids who get all of their cash from their parents. Sure, some are like that, but many get jobs over the summer to save money for their college funds, to buy Kanye West T-shirts and matching sunglasses, or to buy tickets to Lollapalooza; a weekend concert which takes place every year in the first week of August.
These kids are hard workers, and on top of that, have a good fashion sense.
(well, a lot of them do.)

HINT: you can tell an ignatian from others if they've visited/heard of at least 20 different neighborhoods in Chicago.
StudentFromOtherSchoolOnTrain (either at Lasalle, Union, or Ogilvie): who are they?
Student 2: let's see here... Birkenstocks, northface, more presentable than the average person... they must be an Ignatian.
StudentFromOtherSchoolOnTrain: an Ignatian?
Student 2: yes. a person who comes from St. Ignatius College Prep.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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