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Iggtarded 

When an individual goes so hard that they lose all ability to mentally function in an intelligent capacity
“Dawg did you see Petey hit that 16 piece katar string?”
“Yeah bro he spaced out on the sticks and his eyes just kinda rolled back. My mans went iggtarded”
Iggtarded by Lance McDumpstermeat December 16, 2019
Words you can keep

Niggtarded 

Being as mentally deficient as a low IQ black person.
That nigga is niggtarded
Niggtarded by Faggyturdburgler December 10, 2019
when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

intarded 

Being so inebriated that retarded simply does not capture the full intoxication while not offend "special people".
I am so fucking intarded, what is my name?
intarded by Alex Fish April 28, 2005

Iretarded 

A product that Apple comes out with that is rediculous and has "I" in the name of the product.
The Ipad is cool but if they keep pushing that kind of stuff people might think Apple's products are "Iretarded".
Iretarded by CDs Nutz April 25, 2010

intarded 

1.George W. Bush

2.so retarded (lacking basic skills) that the word is pronounced in a Bush-like manner.
My word, that president is certainly intarded.
intarded by aunt jen April 8, 2005
Internet sites or computer programs that have become so popular they become lame. Also, when I, my, me is used to define a person or a non-apple computer related program. See also iTard
Bob: Jim, did you see that I just got my 5,000 friend on MySpace?
Jim: Dude, MySpace is iTarded.
iTarded by Adam Besio July 2, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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