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Abbreviation for Ironforge. Ironforge is a city in Khaz Modan (one of the Eastern Kingdoms in Azeroth). IF is used when players of World of Warcraft are to lazy or they are in a hurry and can't spell out Ironforge.
I gotta head on over to IF to learn my trade skills.
by Nick Egan October 24, 2005
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IF is a poem written by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1836)
IF by Rudyard Kipling starts -
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowances for their doubting too;
......and ends ...
Yours is the earth and everything that's in it
And - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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by Iteman May 22, 2018
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Verb: To fail a class due to incompete coursework - often listed as I/F on grade reports. Common plight of the second semester college freshman finally hitting his/her party schwerve.
Dude! I totally forgot I registered for these three classes... I totally IFfed the bastards. Shit! Oh, well - pass the bong.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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Shortform for In Flames, A Swedish Melodic Death Metal Band from Gothenberg.
'You Herd the new IF CD?'
'IF?'
'In Flames, Dude. The're Sweet!'
by MD_Prower14 April 20, 2009
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Me an my IF.
by Jimka September 7, 2016
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An "ignorant f*&k" of a person. The saying goes..."you can't fix stupid" but you can't fix ignorant either as it means the same thing. You have "stupid f*&k" so, how about an "Ignorant F*&k?" And to be nice, we just say "IF" instead. It's funny how some friends of mine get offended when you call them ignorant but are fine with being called stupid!
I had the worst day at work having to deal with one "IF" after another! How many times do I have to provide my clients with usernames and passwords....too many "IF's" in the world of business.
by Rule68 February 10, 2022
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