Idetroitification is a verification pass that determines whether an individual can make jokes about poverty (aka da hood) or not. Its mainly asked at
people who live in decent-at-worst neighborhoods. It's mixed up with the words "Identification" and "Detroit" because cities in
America such as Detroit have many poor neighborhoods that have houses that are very cheap and mostly old and abandoned. These types of neighborhoods are called "Da Hood" as it is usually referred to that name from
people of african or hispanic diaspora.
(Travis, an 16 year old asian boy is listening to a song on SoundCloud on his laptop. He seems to be listening to a song that sounds like an indescribable level of ass music. in the comment section, he decides to type in the commonly said phrase, "WE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣🗣‼️❗️" As he types the phrase, his
girlfriend, Ashley-Scott, a black 16-year-old former hood veteran, walks inside the
clean and aesthetically pleasing dorm room and sees light radiating on Travis' face from behind. She closes the
door behind her and takes off her clothes before putting on more comfortable ones.)
Ash: Hey boo, how you doin'?
Travis: Oh hey
babe, I'm just typing this comment
Ash: Ok, I see you, whats it about?
Travis: so like, you know how this song sounds like ass? so when
people say its
trash they say stuff like "WE AIN'T MAKING IT OUT DA HOOD WITH THIS ONE" And they put these like,
fire emojis and stuff? That's what I'm typing.
Ash: May I please see some Idetroitification?
Travis: Wait what? What do you
mean?
Ash: Have you lived in da hood??
Travis: Oh yeah
yeah I have actually like when i was 5 years old, then I moved to a different house in the suburbs.
Ash: Oh ok yeah you can type that
*pause*
Travis: Were you trying to provoke my rights of freedom of speech?
