to mock someone's expected reaction, rather than something already said or done
a portmanteau of "hypothetically imitate"
"I can't wait to see my sister when she finds out who was with Mike last night"
"OH MY GAWD I TRUSTED YOU BITCH!"
"Hahaha that's great...even I can't imothate her that well"
Used in situations where you make a comment or complete an action that secures your spot in hell.
IAGTH was made popular by IAmGoingToHell.com, a website where people share stories about the hellish things they've done.
"I got a hand job from a freshman in high school last night. I'm a sophmore in college. IAGTH."
"My boyfriend gave me his sweatshirt this past summer. He asked for it back because it has started to get cold lately. I told him I would buy a new one because "I wanted" his. Truthfully, I used his jacket to catch another guys load after a bj. The other guy had left a jacket here so I gave my boyfriend that. IAGTH."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.