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1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools

2. IWBT - Interplanetary Water Bear Transpermia
1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools? Yes, Mark & Bill, etc. ensuring access for backdoor programming and access by "intelligence".

2. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a species of ape that over thousands of years underwent adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. To spread life, beyond the fungal paradigm of the evolved control systems, required seeding the galaxy with life forms that could survive space travel and in particular exposure to vacuum and harsh radiation. Water bears, also known as tardigrades, were dried, provided with a miniature space suit that dissolved on contact with liquid water and were sent in all directions from the planet out into the galaxy. The game of interplanetary water bear transpermia (IWBT) was born.

Bruce: “Is there a game that can last longer than a test cricket match?”
Fermi: “Haven’t you ever heard of interplanetary water bear transpermia?”
IWBT by Option 22 January 28, 2019
Words you can keep
“IWBT” is an acronym for “I wouldn’t be talking
“Don’t say my lace is ugly, look at you. ‘IWBT’”
IWBT by fláyerr July 6, 2021

iwbtgtyfaocwimyfegtcbmcily 

I wanna be the guy that you fall asleep on call with I’ll make you forget every guy that came before me cause I like you. -Wilbur Soot I’m in love with an e-girl
It’s always wyd and never iwbtgtyfaocwimyfegtcbmcily
short form for "I wanna be the guy", probably one of the hardest jump & run games ever created. It's famous because it features trivia to a lot of old 8-bit Games.
A: Wow i just completed IWBTG on "impossible"
B:O_O
IWBTG by Toc-Toc September 26, 2008

iwbtgtyfaocw

I wanna be the guy that you fall asleep on call with.
User1:hey..
User2:wassup?
User1:well uh...
User2:hm?
User1:iwbtgtyfaocw
User2:same :)

IWBTGTYFAOCWIMYFEGTCBMCILY 

I wanna be the guy, that you fall asleep on call with, i'll make you forget every guy that acme before, cause i like you.
Person 1: Hi, IWBTGTYFAOCWIMYFEGTCBMCILY <3
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: Oh nothing :)

iwbtoytaaniwbtotywpuaff 

I wanna be the one you think about at night, and I wanna be the one that you would put up a fight for.
wtf it's a song, HELLO?? (iwbtoytaaniwbtotywpuaff)
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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