"Who cares if Purdue won, you still have uglier girls and your bars are bogus."

"Oh, cool..you have school spirit..yeah i use to have school spirit in junior high...Maybe you act this way because you were a loser in high school and now you think you're cool because you're in a frat at IU. Maybe i didn't go to IU because i didn't want to get a drinking ticket every time i take a step. Or maybe you're just a cock face. And yes IU does have hotter women, maybe that's why i shave my balls every time i visit in anticipation of them being licked, but a majority of your women are stuck up Jew faced bitches. So why don't you do me a favor and focus more on staying at your school rather then trying to talk shit about mine because you're still the same loser your were in high school and i suggest you suck on my cock and ball.....IUchebag."

PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!