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National fuck your Italian Girl Day 

On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.
Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.

sweet italian fucking jesus! 

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"