a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

the baby is you by assholeburning January 22, 2022

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what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more

its a song and a meme dumass

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017

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my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

my food baby is kicking by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010

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Kirby is a baby game

The last words that he said

Arthur: Kirby is a baby game

*gunshots*

Reporter: After 2 weeks Mr. Arthur was found dead on his home, some report hearing: "Kirby is a baby game" as his last words before hearing the gunshots

Kirby is a baby game by anonymous Zelda fan. September 12, 2021

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