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imminent

ready to take place; hanging threateningly over ones head.
We are in imminent danger for STD's.
by The Gookster January 10, 2005
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imminenet....when used in conjunction to mining licences in the DRC this could allude to anytime within the next 10 financial years. The reason being is that the DRC government would rather talk about making billions of dollars from a battery hub whilst grovelling up the global elite and their manufactured climate change rather than acknowledge the elephant in the room which is of course AVZ's mining licence
AVZ are in close contact with the DRC government and the mining licence is "imminent" along with CATH waiving the mining licence criteria which in turn makes their $240m "imminent"
by wolfofasx May 1, 2022
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Imminent

When a person says imminent they mean, not sure, in the future.
bill kenwright says funds and transfers are imminent, we hav`nt seen any yet
by Frederick J Jones October 31, 2008
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An imminent hailstorm is going to happen at 17:23.
by JJR2012 May 12, 2022
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A word used by rich people to keep their minions hanging on for promises made which are never going to fucking happen.
Mr Osborne
Thank you for your hard work over the last 3 years.
Your pay rise is imminent
by Marjorie Osborne August 2, 2022
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Imminent Rueage

The expectation that woe and regret will develop soon. Usually referring to another person when vengeance is served.
He will rue the day he crossed The Extreme.
We're talking imminent rueage.
by MitchellandBradshaw December 16, 2015
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imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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