IKEA that bitch

When you want to have a whole furniture store of "one night stands" with a gentleman or lady friend.

I don't just want to have a one night stand with Jim, I want to IKEA that bitch.

by cozytime April 20, 2016

ikea bitch

A girl that doesn't have her shit put together. Can't hold a job, pay bills or other basic grown up shit. Dirty ass car, apartment and usually on something.

That Ikea bitch is in such disarray she got evicted and her car was repossessed again.

by UpOnMySack May 11, 2018