IAMCFT

Acronym for "In All My Copious Free Time." Used when complaining to a friend or trusted colleague that you were just given yet another task, in spite of already being quite busy. May also be used ruefully with whomever assigned the task to draw attention to how busy one is, but without suggesting refusal to take responsibility for the task.

Why, sure, I’m happy to squeeze in that 3-hour task IAMCFT at the end of this 14-hour work day. Sleep is for losers!

IAMCFT by ceolaf2 August 28, 2019

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IAYCFT

Acronym for "In All Your Copious Free Time." Used ruefully to acknowledge that the the the speaker/writer acknowledges that you are already busy, even as the request is being made. Alliteratively, a third party can use the term sympathetically to indicate that s/he understands that you were already too busy when someone added yet another task to your workload.

Hey, I know you’ve got that chapter of the technical report due COB today, plus you’re in client meetings all day, but IAYCFT, can you also migrate the last 6 years of data to a new platform? Great! Thanks!

IAYCFT by ceolaf2 August 28, 2019

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Guy 1: Wow big dick man who is that
Guy 2: That is IamCTRL Very big dick man

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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