I.T. Daddy

An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.

"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."

I.T. Daddy by TheOneTrueSpartanKick November 26, 2024

daddy i can't take it 

If you say daddy i can't take it it mean he is making it cum repeatedly to the point where you can't speak you rather hancuff yourself to the bed if you can take it cause if you tell him he will go faster untill you scream out his name and squirt all over him he might make you unconscious if you see this try this with whoever you love and after say thank you daddy

Woman: daddy i can't take it
Daddy: take that shit (hancuffs to the bed )
Woman : uhhh

daddy i can't take it by Sexy Mama Facts June 17, 2015

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! 

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.

Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! by Caleb Ross September 23, 2008

put it in my bowl daddy

A funny way to make something sexual to annoy someone

Chef pee pee: you I’m gonna put some Mac n cheese in your bowl Junior: AAAAHHHH PUT IT IN MY BOWL DADDY

put it in my bowl daddy by Thanos69 November 17, 2020

Stick it in daddy 

It is used when some one is being violently fucked by some and they stop and what more.

UNG* UNG* UNG* I WANT MORE. UNG* STICK IT IN DADDY. CUM IN ME! I WANT MORE DICK!

Stick it in daddy by Fine_blondie May 17, 2019

Daddy Bought It Mobile 

A small, affordable, sporty automobile. Common examples include the Mazda Miata, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Ford Mustang; in especially affluent neighborhoods, the Audi TT roadster and BMW Z3 Coupe are popular selections. The typical driver of a Daddy Bought It Mobile will be under 20 years old, female, with bleached blonde hair. As one can expect from the phrase, the driver of the car is rarely, if ever, the buyer. The buyer is the driver's father, an aging yuppie who only wants the best for his daughter (and has spoiled her completely rotten in the process). The Daddy Bought It Mobile is easily confused with the Mid-Life Crisis Mobile; the easiest way to tell the two cars apart is that the Daddy Bought It Mobile will likely have something shiny dangling from the rear-view mirror (Mardi Gras beads are the prevalent choice).

Dude, look at Stephanie driving her new Daddy Bought It Mobile. I know she's trying to look cool, but she's been a total prick ever since she got it.

Daddy Bought It Mobile by JK Grence May 27, 2005

it’s been a year daddy 

something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them

it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you

just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)

it’s been a year daddy by quandale dingle lore June 4, 2022