I.P.D

Interpupillary distance (I.P.D) is the distance measured in millimeters between the centers of the pupils of the eyes. This measurement is different from person to person and also depends on whether they are looking at near objects or far away.

My ophthalmologist wrote me a medical description saying that my I.P.D is 65mm!

by Haggag March 16, 2018

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

I.P.O.D.

Improvised Pornography Ordinance Device

What you call a second device used to "screenshot" things on another phone.

She told me not to screenshot her snap. Good thing I got the I.P.O.D.

by MCmD September 7, 2020

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

by SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT October 4, 2019

I P O D

I P O D stands for I PUKE ON DICK. It's a nickname for a female who gave someone head and couldn't handle it and then threw up.

Ashley's new nickname is I P O D. T.J. was totally getting some head from her when she barfed. It was HELLA funny!

by Manaaaaa November 25, 2007

I.p.o.d.

Impulsive perverted old dude

Man why's your grandpa have to be such an I.p.o.d.

by Demonic5smommy September 19, 2016

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w.

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.

Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

by YSN Glizzy May 4, 2019