i shit myself 

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

i shit myself by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

I shit myself empty 

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

I shit myself empty by basilbrush October 19, 2008

I just shit myself 

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

I just shit myself by Shitman August 17, 2020

i just shit myself 

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

i just shit myself by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

i think i just shit myself hard 

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

i think i just shit myself hard by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022