I just spilled tea all over my crumpets 

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012