I couldn't care less 

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)

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"I couldn't care less."

I couldn't care less by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013

I couldn't care less 

A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.

David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!

Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.

I couldn't care less by SeanJohn August 3, 2006

I couldn't care less 

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.

person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.

I couldn't care less by tenyaiida July 8, 2020

I couldnt care less 

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

I couldnt care less by Gazado October 10, 2005

I couldnt care less 

Shows extreme care in the current subject matter means person cares a lot

I couldnt care less about your injury

I couldnt care less by Dr.Catctus May 13, 2005