i shit myself 

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

i shit myself by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

I shit myself empty 

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

I shit myself empty by basilbrush October 19, 2008

I just shit myself 

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

I just shit myself by Shitman August 17, 2020

i just shit myself 

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

i just shit myself by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

i think i just shit myself hard 

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

i think i just shit myself hard by some stupid guy September 5, 2023