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I shit myself empty 

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea
Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
I shit myself empty by basilbrush October 19, 2008

I just shit myself 

Yeah, I did.
I just shit myself by Shitman August 17, 2020

i just shit myself 

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard
jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself
i just shit myself by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

i think i just shit myself hard 

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026