I Keeps!

Definition
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real

Backround/History

Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere

Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!

Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)

by obi April 26, 2005

can i keep you?

Can I keep you? means to protect someone and have them protect you, it's when you've had nothing else to depend on and are longing for a companion. A quote made famous by the movie Casper (1995)

Casper: Can I keep you?

Kat: Casper?

by nyctophilecody February 09, 2021

can i keep him?

Usually in fandom. When a fan likes a character or actor/celebrity, they might say "Can I keep him?" implying that they wish they could take him home. Not necessarily sexual, but can be. Keep like a pet because he's cute.

I love Yoon Shi Yoon! Can I keep him?

by luminousmint March 08, 2014

i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 02, 2022

I play for keeps

A phrase used to symbolize how you play, if you play for keeps you are the ultimate player and you owned everyone.

Yo' bitch you better stay away, cause' I play for keeps

by 69696969Stud69696969 March 22, 2007

i play for keeps

When playing a game of marbles, you keep the marbles that you win from the other person.

Bob: Want to play marbles?
Clide: All right dude... but i play for keeps.

by Crai2g March 16, 2007

I just keep moving forward.

Phrase used by fucking chaderen yeager against whack marley. Commonly used against battling depression, severe ptsds and much more. #genocide

Gay: MAN MY LIFE SUCKS! IM SO DEPRESSED!

Chad: I'm depressed too, but I just keep moving forward.

by Lolalalalalalalallaalaljwbwbwb December 09, 2020