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I gotta go

The Sunday School incarnation of the universal religious concept of shit happens.
See shit happens for some of the other denominational incarnations of shit happens.
I gotta go by FridgeRaider November 8, 2004

I gotta go

Phrase stated when person #1 is bored/unfascinated with person #2 and wants to get on with their life.

Often stated as "I gtg."
TEXTING-
Person #1- Hey do you wanna go to Linda's party tomorrow night? It'll be really fun and a lot of our friends are gonna come.
Person #2- k
Person #1- I gtg.

VIDEO CHAT-
Person #1-Blah, blah blah, my friend, blah, so much fun, blah, lol
Person #2- I gotta go.
I gotta go by Gtg!!! December 12, 2011

i gotta go see a man about a dog 

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue
Person 1: " So where you off to?"

Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )

i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something
person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

I gotta go use the mathroom 

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."

I gotta go pee 

The term ''I gotta go pee''

Is a term referencing the use of a toilet and releasing fluids from your penis

Is can also be said as ''I gotta go piss!''
I gotta go pee by LeanAnimator March 15, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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