I can't goon 

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

I can't goon by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

I could go on 

And don't get me wrong...

Hym "I could go on! I could go on for an entire training camp. But I'm not being given any credit for anything so I'm not going to sit here and train his ass for free. That's not the entirety of my advice. This is the free subscription. You need to upgrade to platinum if you want the rest of it."

I could go on by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Hey Dudeman, I'm a Goonman.

A brainrot meme based on the side-character "Dracula" from the movie Hotel Transylvania. An AI voice of him is used to replace the word "Dudeman" with goonman, followed by frank asking if he can goon with drac.

Person 1: Hey dudeman, I'm a goonman.
Person 2: Uh... Drac? Can I go on with you too?
Person 3: SYBAU!

Hey Dudeman, I'm a Goonman. by Skibididoiled October 13, 2025

I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

I believe that the hot dogs go on by Hennas February 11, 2017

iGoon

An internet gangster. A person who talks real wreckless over social media.

"Jamal just tweeted 'He gonna whoop your ass when he sees you' for the fourth time. Hes definitely an iGoon.

"Jamal is iGoonin too much. Hes talking smack over social media again."

"You an internet gangsta. Go download the app; iGoons"

"It's a rack of iGoons on facebook and twitter."

iGoon by C-Streets May 22, 2014

iGoon

1. Most often people in the "nerd/dork" demographic that seem to think they have transitioned from "nerd" directly to white collar crime status with either the purchase of massive amounts of tech. product, or simply gotten accepted to a notable (and usually purchased) tenure at a modern tech. school. Can be seen in areas of technology employment as well and is demonstrated in the attitude of thinking they are going to be the next big tech. star, media hack. Most defined with the repeated, template like renditions of film industry depictions concerning organized crime, though usually done so draped with words they memorized that morning.

2. Obvious victims of fashion and modern advertising.

It was all I could do to refrain from smashing the iGoon and his listening device as his Crackhead Trinity worship continued to spill over into everyone else's life within the confined area common with public transit.

iGoon by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008