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Meaning intoxicate & fuck. Used to describe a female whom will engage in sexual intercourse with the person in question after drinking a couple of beers, taking a couple of shots, or smoking some dank marijuana.

The female in question may be dtf after talking to her for a while or having a relationship and gaining her trust but in order to bypass the boring filler on the quest for ass, one would simply suggest drinking with a couple of trusted friends; Especially if the female is unbearably stupid and uninteresting in conversation but has a banging body.

I&F can be classified as easy, all the way to impossible.
Example 1-

Anthony: "Hey Josh, you want to chill with that bitch Ashley and Jessica Friday?"

Josh: "Are they dtf?"

Anthony: "I don't know but they're definite I&Fs

Example 2-

Josh: "This girl Maddy is so fucking stupid. Talking to her's not even worth the pussy."

Anthony: "Dude, she's such a slut. She's an easy I&F"

Josh: "true"
I&F by JGreen150 July 20, 2012
Words you can keep
"I Fucked Ted."

The title of Season 3 Episode 3 of AMC's Breaking Bad. At the end of the episode Skylar tells husband Walter of her infidelity.
The third episode of season three of Breaking Bad is titled "I.F.T."
I.F.T. by rtm534 April 13, 2010
I.F.F.

I'm Fucked Foundation Used on Jersey Shore
Yetta: Oh man last night ugh, I.F.F.
Sheffield: Oh okay...... Whore.
I.F.F. by Killlerkitten August 6, 2010
Stands for: I'm Fucked Foundation

A phrase used by Pauly D from the "Jersey Shore Season 2" in regards to Ronnie who hooked up with grenades and proceeded to sleep in Sammie's bed.
Shit man, I'm in the I.F.F. I just cheated on my girlfriend.
I.F.F. by naomis August 7, 2010
"here"

"thank you so much i.f.l.y"
i.f.l.y by IflY ! December 15, 2008
Identified Flying Object, such as a plane, or hot air balloon. Things that can easily be identified in the air.
Nobody seemed to care that Jim caught an I.F.O on film.
I.F.O by Guacamullet October 27, 2014

I.F.H.L.R 

id fuck him (in the) locker room

an extremely hot man.
brad pitt is an I.F.H.L.R.
I.F.H.L.R by t & k October 19, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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