I’m drunk 

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

I’m drunk by Evilous Dark Power March 17, 2021

I'm Drunk Enough 

Saying used by overly drunk men, pulling up their shirt and allowing one of his friends full access to hit him as hard as he can to leave a hand mark that will still be visible come morning.

Brad: You sure you're drunk enough?

Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!

*slap!*

I'm Drunk Enough by crusherscharisma November 16, 2009

I’m drunk again 

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

I’m drunk again by Death Menace October 27, 2022

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

I'm so drunk by SoCalRob November 5, 2005

i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

i'm not drunk by Ryland Brack November 8, 2007

I’m one drunk mother fucker 

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah

I’m one drunk mother fucker by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021