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I've Broken

It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”

It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”

It’s never, “are you ok?”

It’s always, “Stop being a baby”

Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”

But when you say, “can I try one more time?”

it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”

Why

“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”

“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect

Perfect, that’s a funny word.

per·fect

“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”

Ok I can do that

Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.

That’s perfect

“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”

“Later” or “no”

No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
I can't do this anymore, I've broken
I've Broken by cassydassie November 9, 2020
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Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

I think I might’ve broke Urban Dictionary 

My username is now Orbiting Orion and Nitric acid???

HUH
I think I might’ve broke Urban Dictionary REALLY-E. I need help from user Furlite. He seems smart. RIGHT???
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026