I'm dying

A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.

Oh my god I'm dying, rip me. That was so fucking funny.

by Murica December 16, 2015

I'm dying

A term that is used to tell others that one's own life is on the verge of ending.

"Please help me!"
"Why?"
"I'm dying!!"

by Jatch April 03, 2016

I'm dying

Dumb expression stupid bitches say to make their lives feel more dramatic

Cassandra I'm dying...i had to get a flu shot today :(

by Dante379 December 21, 2010

If I'm lying, I'm dying

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.

Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.

by KY Dude February 25, 2019

Pls help I'm dying

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf

Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol

by JayV54 April 23, 2022

I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE

your name is dallas and your fucking dead

"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.

by (｡-_-｡) February 01, 2023

I'm dying

A word that Kyle Johnson Baylen Levine And Lil Peej always use to comment on there fans post, when something is very funny. Love you guys 💚

Haha I'm dying

by Baylen Levine is awesome June 12, 2020