I'm driving

The thing constantly said by a teenager once they get their learner permit for a drivers license. Usually repeated numerous times in any given day and mostly when the parents announce having to go someplace for something.

Mom to dad," I have to go pick up Jr., need anything ?"
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."

I'm driving by jpg3 September 28, 2010

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Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight

Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight

Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf July 22, 2020

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im driving

I'm driving means ,No thank you..but thanks anyway..

Q:Hey Do you want a refill on your coffee??
A: IM DRIVING..

im driving by Jade petro May 24, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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