I'm missing you 

I'm missing you can be shown in alot of ways and this way happens to be a paragraph baby I miss u ik for a fact u miss me too I haven't been eating or getting much sleep I had the option to get back with you but I fumbled and made the wrong decision I been going through our messages looking at our pictures and just sitting there trying to hold in tears nobody make me feel the way I do but you I know I'm sensitive and I go from 0 to a hunnid rq but that's dead baby all of that I miss you I want you back and every moment that you aren't in my arms I want to just cry I been looking at the pictures of us kissin nd hugging nd realized that's what I want in my life I been holding on to these memories thinking bt how we make eachother feel to the point I'll do wateva to get back witchu bae I been praying and praying and praying for God to give me a sign if what I'm feeling is real and not temporary it's 4:31 am rn and I can't sleep I been thinking about coming up to you and just hugging you till I can't nomo I want you to sit in my lap nd just kiss me all day till I have to leave while lazy love play ik I talked bt who u listened to nd das anotha thing I been doing I been listening to ppl u like from Drake, to j Cole, and etc. Literally specially since Ian been getting no sleep and all it did was make me think about you more. It makes me think bt the stuff we said we are going to do and I say that cuz I'm confident you is coming back

I did a lot of crazy shit goofy shit dumbass shit baby I made stupid decisions but I promise u getting back with me won't be a bad decision you'll make u complete me destiny ion care what anybody says bt our relationship u mines I'm yours stink we locked in forever I just hope u read dis before u find out about him 🤦🏿 ♂️. Dis is real love I'm talking about not dat fake shit. I'm missing you

I'm missing you by Cody/Dakota February 15, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008