I'M I'M I'M 

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

"I'M I'M I'M!!! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER" The Wise Words Of Spongebob

I'M I'M I'M by Dimeind November 21, 2023

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

M.I.M.L.G.I.T 

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get

From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)

M.I.M.L.G.I.T by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011

m.i.m.o.t 

Music is my only therapy

I'm so stressed and m.i.m.o.t

m.i.m.o.t by NG92 March 14, 2015

I'm I gay? 

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?

Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay

I'm I gay? by Bruh idk ok May 12, 2021

M.I.M.P

M.I.M.P
Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)

M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..

The M.I.M.P is usually spotted by saying or doing one of three things.
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!

M.I.M.P by LateNiteDiarrheaBitches December 30, 2010

H.M.I.I.M.Y.F.B. 

Hate me if it makes you feel better. A term used when someone is slinging hate at you but you don't give a flying fuck. Can be said in person but commonly found in text.

Text(Hater) Suck a fat chode you loser. (you) H.M.I.I.M.Y.F.B.
In person(Hater) I hope you die in a car crash faggot. (you) Hate me if it makes you feel better.

H.M.I.I.M.Y.F.B. by Fuck Yee Hoe September 19, 2020