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Hypothexual 

The act of turning a hypothetical situation into a sexual day dream fantasy or hypothesis
Half way into my description of the make believe event, I began to verbally fantasize about the Adonis without a shirt and answering to my hypothexual whims
Hypothexual by TwogunsTony May 15, 2022
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hypothexually 

The act of thought that propose a sexual vision, day dream or fantasy upon an existing hypothetical situation. Combination of the two elements equals a hypothexual situation.
In my "Hypothexually" situation, the cashier and I continued our banter at check out while her large boobs pointed at me like the six guns of outlaw."
hypothexually by TwogunsTony May 10, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026