Hypotesnooze 

Sleeping diagonally on a bed that is shorter than one's height.

A tall fellow like you won't get a comfy bed here for you size. Try to hypotesnooze

Hypotesnooze by @escobar October 30, 2021

hypotenoose 

When you suck at geometry so much that you want to kill yourself when anything to do with right triangles exists

Guy 1: Ugh brooooo, this bull shit that Ms. Rodriuguez gave us is so hard, I just want to make a hypotenoose and hang myself.
Guy 2: Same.

hypotenoose by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022