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Hyper Cunt 

A person who goes out of their way to be cunt, or is deliberatly bitchy for no real reason.
God, that hyper cunt just hit a cat, for no reason.

Dude you shit on that guys porch? Why?

Dude, he has it coming, eighty year old bastard.

Wow dude, you are a hyper cunt.
Hyper Cunt by Martin Swift August 19, 2008
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HyperCunt 

An absolute cunt of a cunt, fast becoming the worlds most evil cunt, very common in Norway.
"Oi m8 your a fucking Hypercunt"
(Friendly)

"Your a Fucking Hypercunt"
HyperCunt by Turbo Turtle May 2, 2009

HyperCut  

Abuse of training to become HyperCut as Fei Long and Ryu in Street Fighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvhIUY5DTs
I'm doing the project HyperCut (PHC) right now! I can feel a terrible pain trought my muscles, but ill be able to cry WOOOOOOO like Fei Long in a month.
HyperCut by DarkJinyu October 18, 2008

hypercutesemia 

A condition usually caused from watching cat videos, reading the love stories of assorted old people and seeing that photodocumentation on baby Groot. Cuteness overload, really.

Pronounced as hyper-CUTE-see-mee-uh.
RIP me. Causes: Hypercutesemia r/t Baby Groot.

A: Omgod, did you see the baby goats and umbrella video?
B: Totes McGoats, hypercutesemia!
hypercutesemia by jude kristine January 19, 2015

hypercontagulate 

the disability to breav

known to speds as hyperventilate
bro chill you gonna start to hypercontagulate

Hypercentenarian 

A person who lives beyond 115 years of age
John became a hypercentenarian last Sunday.
Hypercentenarian by English_boy February 21, 2025

Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.
Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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