Hydroskeet

When you are in the bathtub and are jacking off, but you are too lazy to get up so you skeet in the water inside the tub, which you are laying in.

I got horny in the tub yesterday, so i jacked off and before i knew it i hydroskeeted and was swimming around in my own cum.

by HammboSlice10 November 30, 2009

Hydroseeding

Masterbating in the shower.

The new handheld showerhead that I bought makes hydroseeding in the shower wicked awesome!

by FatdogTavern April 21, 2016

hydroseeder

Someone who masterbates in the shower.

He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

Hydroseeding

To ejaculate onto a woman's back after fucking her doggy style, such that the semen forms perfectly aligned rows.

Girl 1: Have you noticed that there are 3 perfectly aligned stains on the back of your shirt?

Girl 2: Yeah, my boyfriend hydroseeded me.

Girl 1: Ah, hydroseeding, that explains it.

by dd_slayer June 13, 2013