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hydrobation
Masturbation aided by water.
Doug: "Yo Yo Yo i was wackin it in the tub with the water flowing over my wang-no hands needed!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."
Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."
Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"
hydrobation by Andrew/Jason XC February 22, 2009
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Hydrated Nigga Hamster
The community helping put hamsters who have been either abused, beaten, or shit on.
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Hydrate or Diedrate
A phrase often used by athletes or Hydro Homies to imply that if you don't drink anything , you will perish.
Homie 1: dude, you haven't even finished one glass of water yet.
Homie 2: I'm not that thirsty.
Homie 1: Whatever, man, Hydrate or Diedrate.
Homie 2: I'm not that thirsty.
Homie 1: Whatever, man, Hydrate or Diedrate.
Hydrate or Diedrate by FlexTapeEater69 October 29, 2020
d-hydrated
d-hydrated by R. Killings October 21, 2013
Hydrated
The most necessary aspect in all life, a state that, when it is reached, peak mental and physical performance may be achieved at a supremely easy manner, as well as immense moist levels and very pleasurable afinkacion. Some may consider this as a way to get bitches, now that bitches tend to be very attracted towards Hydrated absolute units.
Verga brou, ese man dq Marvin stays Hydrated y tiene Potassium levels increibles.
(In 2K)AYO TNS JABEERY, COME AT ME BRO, I'M FUCKING HYDRATED AF!
(In 2K)AYO TNS JABEERY, COME AT ME BRO, I'M FUCKING HYDRATED AF!
Hydrated by Marvin The Hydration Center March 22, 2019
hydroplane
1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water; 2) A fuck up.
hydroplane by yomammas February 18, 2003
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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