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Our holy lord and savior with a massive cock.
Hyacith is life. Hyacith is God.
Hyacith is so boang.
Hyacith by VindieselAngNameko November 24, 2021
Hyacith I love youuu. Yaseeet, I love youuu. -- robert

Purple Hyacinth 

The best mystery story in existence. You dont read Purple Hyacinth?? What are you doing with your life?
read Purple Hyacinth or I'll read your death certificate.

Hyacinth Buckét 

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".

Dirty Hyacinth 

The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.
Give her a dirty hyacinth its mad sexy.
Dirty Hyacinth by AssLikker March 28, 2019

hyacinth 

YO! that hyacinth looks dope in your front yard dog!!
hyacinth by Theresa Pepper March 2, 2005