hurkle

an emission or expulsion of air followed by a secretion of fluid from the vagina on the face of one's sexual partner

"Damn, that bitch just hurkled on me."

by Tommy Jefferson December 30, 2008

Hurkle

Once upon a time, there lived a little boy, his name was Hurk. He lived in the town of Beans and Fruit. He lived with his older brother Derp and little brother Herp. He was kiddnape by the Evil witch Ray Leota and her man slave Moe Lester. He was tortured senselessly for SEVEN EONS by branding him with burning marshmellows on sticks and wipping him with wire hangers. Once a momma's boy, now a MAN and a half, he sought revenge aganist his captors (after they let him go). He traveled (TO THE FUTURE! ! !)in order to defeat his makers. Which he did. He killed them, ripped out their hearts, and ate them in order to contain their souls for the rest of eternity. When he returned to Beans and Fruit, his brothers noticed his changed bersonality. THEN HE KILLED THEM! AND ATE THEIR SOULS! So when you walk through the night with a boner and no hot girls to bang, this is considerer a "hurkle." But maybe your mom will take it in the ear. BOOOOOMMMMM! !

To "hurkle" is to hurl monkeys of the Golden Gate Bridge in order to please the wandering deity, Bastar the Wanderer

Guy 1: Maaaan...I have such a HURKLE! ! ! You think there's a chick around her to do?

Guy 2: Only your mom.

Guy 3: BOOOOOMMMMM! !

by XxBastar The WandererxX October 21, 2011

hurkle-durkle

Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.

I've got lots to do today but as it's raining I'm going to hurkle-durkle instead.

by Adge77 April 30, 2023

Hucklebear

A bear that has a severe chronic addiction to huckleberries. Much like a crack addict it will do anything to satiate it huckleberry needs. Lives in any area that huckleberries reside. Favorite activities include water skiing, swimming, lake lounging, hassling campers for change and scrap foods, and huckling (the act of consuming berries.) Looks like a cracked out version of smokey the bear.

When we left the cabin we found a hucklebear passed out on the deck in a berry induced coma.

by Hucklebear July 23, 2009

hurglet

a sploinky little boingleson, often saying "bazinga" and "silly" and such other things

look at the little sploinker! that little dinky hurglet! that thing!

by thehurgletguy January 5, 2023

Huckleberry Friend

Evokes someone with whom one has a carefree, innocent, hopeful, gentle friendship. Bucolic wanderers and dreamy wonderers. Those with which to share a sun-drenched youth.

"As a child, Johnny Mercer, (lyricist of the song 'Moon River'), picked huckleberries (like wild blueberries) in the summer. To him, the berries had a personal connection with a carefree boyhood, strengthened by association with Mark Twain's character Huckleberry Finn. The implication was that Holly Golightly, who was actually of hillbilly stock, and Huckleberry Finn might well have been friends, if ever they had met." from 'Love Me Tender: The Stories Behind the World's Favourite Songs' by Max Cryer.

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're going, I'm going your way.
Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end,
Waiting round the bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon River, and me.

by Y9e0ah May 18, 2014

sam hurley

a swaggy surfer dude who hangs in Cali has bootyful blue eyes and is the actual milly rocking king. Sam is also very clumsy and stoopid but that’s why ya love him 🤙

Person 1 ) Damn it’s sam Hurley

Person 2 ) Hurls gets the girls

by 🤙 March 13, 2019