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Huntersville, NC 

A wonderful town, less than 30 minutes from the heart of Charlotte, NC.
also very close to Lake Norman.
it was named #2 best place to live in the US one year by Forbes.
Birkdale is one of the its biggest attractions.
there is a great homeschool community. and the public schools are not too bad either.
many parks.

mall nearby
there is a Discovery Kid's Museum for children around 2-8yrs old.

a beautiful town, with historic houses.
yeah there are some rednecks, but that ok.
Guy: Have you heard of this place called Huntersville, NC???

Girl: OMG YES! It is so amazing! i love to walk around Birkdale and buy a bunch of stuff... and there is a mall too!!!!
why?

Guy: oh cuz i heard that the fishing is great on lake norman.
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Huntersville, NC 

A small town beginning 15 minutes from downtown Charlotte. The perfect mix of small town suburban life and being close to a large city. The schools are always overcrowded. Hopewell is better than North Meck. Huntersville Cops do NOTHING except hide and try to catch people speeding. It's because Huntersville isn't high on crime.
Guy 1: You better slow your roll.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: This is Huntersville, NC. HPD will bust yo ass in a minute. They're bored and everywhere.

Huntersville NC 

A poor shit hole left behind when Charlotte began to modernize. All the street lights still hang on ropes like the did when they were first fucking invented. There are no more than 2 schools that aren't over 250 years old. Its filled rednecks and soccer moms that can not afford the niceties of Charlotte. Most people have no driving skill whatsoever. Best known as the asshole of North Carolina, Always missing any kind of good weather. Everything here looks and smells as ridiculously ancient as it is. Most people are old, rude or some combo of the two. Most people under the age of 19 that have lived in this cock munch of a town end up running away from it before they are legal to do so. Hardest thing to find is someone that looks like they have showered within the last few weeks. And that doesn't have a pony-tail.
I would rather shit a chicken than live in or around huntersville NC.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026