Someone who holds onto past successes (usually very old successes) and uses them to define his self worth.
*Two guys over hear Tom bragging about how he slept with a really hot girl 8 years ago*
Guy 1: ''Man, that's not the flex he thinks it is! It just shows he has nothing going on in his life and hasn't made any moves.''
Guy 2: ''You're right! I had no idea he was a shit hugger.''
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!