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When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump
hump me by Bman112 September 25, 2017
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hump me fuck me

Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it
Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.

hump me so hard 

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS
OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

hump me dump me 

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.
Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.
hump me dump me by maxwags May 3, 2018

OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY 

WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER
OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9. 

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9
.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

Get Me Some Hump 

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...
"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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