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Hump Jump 

The Act of jumping with the pevis forward.
He applied the Hump Jump toward his insanely hot girlfriend
Hump Jump by StarmanNIB March 10, 2012

Hump-hump jump 

A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.
Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.
Hump-hump jump by Chrisyoghurt November 13, 2010

Jump hump 

When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement
Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.
Jump hump by Lil Red Ridin 'ood September 26, 2021

Jump Hump 

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.
Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.
Jump Hump by PharttBoi September 26, 2021

Hump and Jump 

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.
"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.
Hump and Jump by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump 

When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.
Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!