you came out a hummus (yazata hummus)
by israel2007 February 10, 2008
Strange substance produced in a twisted area of the brain known for causing an elevated state of grace and inspiration. The trigging mechanism is far from being discovered. also humus.
I met G.W. Bush the other day at the grocery store, and all I could come out with was "asshole"...sorry, low hummus.
by el propio January 4, 2005
by uknowhoitis April 13, 2010
An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2020
A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.
by koothrappali July 10, 2012
LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.
by broder_gloosys October 10, 2009
1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
by agoraphone August 29, 2011