The act of selfishly touching one's self sexually in a public restroom, before hanging yourself there due to a hatred of all Christmas music.
I caught Mason humbugging in the bathroom, but didn't try to stop him since he was bitching about my Christmas music in November... He's gone now.
by SwannyOG September 14, 2016
a sexual position in which a male is on top of a female with her legs all the way over his shoulders and he is in a squatting position over her. done perfectly looks as if the two are in a ball.
by dick starbuck March 30, 2004
begrudgingly taking part in anal sex for a special occasion like Christmas, a birthday, anniversary, or Valentine's Day
by snickerdudz September 19, 2016