human traffic cone 

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

human traffic cone by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010

Human Traffic Cone 

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.

Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.

Human Traffic Cone by shtoven December 13, 2010

Human Traffic Cone 

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them

Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try

Human Traffic Cone by Concon125 December 14, 2010