Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.

I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.

by BillHader April 30, 2010

Human Fire Hydrant

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.

He looks like a human fire hydrant!

by The Chabo April 16, 2011

Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 26, 2010