human cockroach

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A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom

Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

human cockroach by AmazinGracex October 7, 2016

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Human Cockroach

Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.

-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...

Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”

Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”

Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”

Human Cockroach by st31n3r December 17, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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