Hulkdroid
When a Recently-Switched-From-Android iPhone user realizes that his new phone is lacking, he goes out and purchases the highest end Android phone that he can find. That phone is called the Hulkdroid.
David: “I’m leaving. I can’t do shit with this phone.
Karl: “It’s just an iPhone Dave. It’s just going to take sometime to figure it out.
David: “I’ve already figured it out. They want me to spend money on cloud storage when I have 500 GB of local storage.”
Karl: “We can’t control where our files go Dave. It’s just the way it is.”
David: *throws phone against the wall* The screen shatters *grabs keys* *starts to door*
Karl: “Where are you going Dave?”
David: “To get a fucking beast of a phone. An Android!!!!!! NO. A FUCKING HULKDROID!!!!!!”
Karl: “It’s just an iPhone Dave. It’s just going to take sometime to figure it out.
David: “I’ve already figured it out. They want me to spend money on cloud storage when I have 500 GB of local storage.”
Karl: “We can’t control where our files go Dave. It’s just the way it is.”
David: *throws phone against the wall* The screen shatters *grabs keys* *starts to door*
Karl: “Where are you going Dave?”
David: “To get a fucking beast of a phone. An Android!!!!!! NO. A FUCKING HULKDROID!!!!!!”
Hulkdroid by AriannaBlack December 14, 2018
