The hogslide darling is the act of dousing your sow wife in vaseline and let her slide on a waterslide filled with pig cum while holding a flaming torch in her aas
Michael's wife Mareen went on a hogslide darling adventure for her birthday
Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)