Hughes Time 

When someone is always late.

That guy is on hughes time!

Hughes Time by Concerned member of staff July 1, 2007

Hughey Time 

The time you want to believe you can get to an event. Does not take into account “lost time” between activities and typically vastly underestimates durations of simple tasks.

Jon Duncan is planning to be at POOLgalo at 11:00 Hughey time. Jon Duncan has golf ending at 10:30, and it is a 15 minute drive to home and a 15 minute drive to POOLgalo. Therefore, Jon will be there at 11:00. However, 10:30 is a best-case ending time for golf. Drive times are at lease 20 minutes each way, and lost time like walking to the car, getting beer, changing clothes, etc. are not accounted for.

True Best case scenario: 12:30. Most likely 1:30

Hughey Time by tcareycares August 27, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012