Huff and Puff

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.

"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"

by Raúl "Dirty" Sanchez August 19, 2018

The Huff and Puff

The act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass and blowing it in their face

Douglass P. likes to give his girlfriend the Huff and Puff

by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

huff and a puff

A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.

Hey guys, Tom just said he's going for a huff and a puff. I think he meant to say shunt and a grunt!

by very_ape January 22, 2006