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Huff and Puff 

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.
"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"
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The Huff and Puff 

The act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass and blowing it in their face
Douglass P. likes to give his girlfriend the Huff and Puff
The Huff and Puff by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

huff and a puff 

A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.
Hey guys, Tom just said he's going for a huff and a puff. I think he meant to say shunt and a grunt!
huff and a puff by very_ape January 22, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008