Person 1: *Reading*’
Person 2: HTMF
Person 1: *Gets heart attack*
Two hours later
Person 2: all i said was Hello There mother fucker and he fell
Police: Too bad your going to jail by startling him to death.
Person 2: Good bye Mother fucker (GBMF)
Person 1: "This is such bull. My professor is a total jackass who deprived me of my A!"
Person 2: "hdtmyf?"
Person 1: "Dude really?"
Person 2: *nods*
Person 1: *looks down defeated* "Makes me feel like a complete nerd."